Mama: Fe, I need you to go to the shower.
Fe: I don't want to.
Mama: But you need to. You're full of sand.
Person B: ... and you stink.
Fe: I like to stink.
Person B: Princesses don't stink. What's the knight in shining armor going to do when he sees a stinking princess? He is just going to keep riding, that's what.
Fe: Well, in that case, I'd rather stink than have a knight.
